Hey Santa Claus, you Cat!

This year Jack received a Hawthorn and Geelong themed T-shirt in his stocking that demonstrated Father Christmas's sick sense of humour.

One thing Santa should know by now is that we’re a Hawthorn family. My father Ray is a premiership player and life member. I wore the number forty-seven with pride for eight months and a dozen reserves games and once broke Steven da Rui’s nose running back with the flight at Princes Park. All four kids are Hawks supporters, despite my wife Tamsin once t…