'I was the face of genital herpes worldwide' and other stories

My friend Danny McGinlay once got the job writing 2000 fun facts to go under VB stubby caps. I love a 'list topic' so asked people for the weirdest and quirkiest things they've been paid to do.

There are some things I don’t like about social media at the moment. The endless scrolling. The stabbing realisation that you’ve read twenty comments abusing someone who abused someone else about Biden and the spy balloon. The fact that the stranger you had a direct interaction with six months ago now seems to enjoy permanent tenure as curator of your t…