What have you done to deliberately embarrass your kids?
The only superpower bequeathed by middle age is not caring as much any more about what the world thinks.
For my 50th birthday, Polly, 16, gave me the Captain Holt ‘Slut’ T-shirt that he wears on a vacation as he slides into an existential funk on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. (There’s a succession of louder & gaudier shirts. The pineapple in a G String is our favourite)
I thought Walkerville camp ground was the place for its debut, but Polly, 16, kept hissing, “you c…
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