A full deck of cards - Part 1

I turn 52 today! That's a year for every week of the year. If you play Racing Patience, today I'm an Ace of Hearts being slapped on the top of the pile. Happy birthday me. I've liked life so far!

Let’s start with the presents! I’ve been at this ‘Good one, Wilson!’ thing for a while, and if you like it and you want me to stick at it, and you keep meaning to subscribe but think to yourself, no, f*ck it, I’ll wait till his birthday, well today’s the day! It’s $50 a year and you get full access to all posts, like this one about Santa Claus taunting …