Both my daughters play football. Alice, 8, plays for Northern Falcons in Thornbury. Polly, 16, plays for Yarra Jets in Fairfield. The schism arose as a result of a disagreement over whose turn it was to unpack the dishwasher one morning in 2021.
Actually, no. It might have been Alice wanting to play with her school friends.
I loved watching the girls pla…
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