What if Simon Hill called the under 11s?
At World Cup 2018, I was lucky enough to spend a few weeks travelling with Simon Hill and the Green and Gold Army. One morning, I convinced him to do a mock call for Polly's Yarra Jets under 11s team.
Both my daughters play football. Alice, 8, plays for Northern Falcons in Thornbury. Polly, 16, plays for Yarra Jets in Fairfield. The schism arose as a result of a disagreement over whose turn it was to unpack the dishwasher one morning in 2021.
Actually, no. It might have been Alice wanting to play with her school friends.
I loved watching the girls pla…
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